Under the Kilt Contest

Hi everyone, To celebrate the Nov. 1 release of my new erotic romance novella from Red Sage, Kilted Lover, I'm having an Under the Kilt contest for the next two weeks. I'll chose one winner to receive a copy of my ebook. And one winner to receive a pair of handmade Celtic earrings (silver and peridot) inspired by the amulet in the story. Here's how to enter: In a comment below, tell me what's worn under a kilt. I'll choose two winners at random. :) Further details below.

As you may already know, there are a lot of fun answers to "what's worn under a kilt?" Like: On a good day, lipstick. Or like in the song, The Scotsman, a blue ribbon. Of course, the heroine of Kilted Lover, Leslie, discovers up close and personal what the hero, Scott, wears under his kilt.

Kilted Lover: When kilted caber-tosser Scott MacPherson tosses Leslie Livingston over his shoulder to rescue her from two armed thieves trying to steal her priceless amulet, they are thrust into a deadly but sexy adventure. Though Leslie already has a lukewarm, uninterested boyfriend, her attraction to Scott is white-hot and undeniable. She wants to lick this tall, muscular alpha male all over and explore the depths of eroticism with him. But will he want anything more than one night once the danger is behind them?
Recently, I had an interview posted at Night Owl Romance, including an excerpt from Kilted Lover and one from Beast in a Kilt.

To remind you: Here's how to enter: In a comment below, tell me what's worn under a kilt. I'll choose two winners at random. You have until Nov. 3 to enter. Please either include your email address in your comment or check back on Nov. 3 to see if you won. (Winners will need to respond or contact me within 7 days of the announcement.)
Nicole North


Carly Carson said...

I have a comment that really wants to fly from my mouth. But I fear it's too crude. So I shall say nothing but that the video is full of brave Scotsmen. lol. And my crude comment is contained within my words here (just to amuse myself. I can't enter the contest anyway.)

Nicole North said...

Now I'm extremely curious, Carly! Which video are you referring to? Email me privately if you must! :)

Armenia said...

Oh, this is too much fun!!

I can think of a myriad of answers but that means you will have to brave my comments on a daily basis. Are you up to the, erm, challenge? Bring it on, mayhaps?

This lassie will await your instructions, less the breeze of my Kilted Lover's kilt stop in its sway.

Nicole North said...

Hi Armenia, Yes, bring them on! You can enter once per day if you like. Since everyone is being so shy about entering, I'm going to change the rules slightly. I'm going to choose the two winners at random instead of those with the most entertaining answers.

The Paranoid Blogger said...

What's under the kilt? Centuries of fine Scottish heritage!

Anonymous said...

What's under the kilt? Nothing...but a fine Scottish "sword" Especially in the case of Gerard Butler. :)

Anonymous said...

Nothings worn under the kil. They keep it in good shape. Dory

Mary McCall said...

In my experience...
an erection....

Alexis Walker said...

Hmmm, well I know from my husband wearing his kilt complete with peasant, leather tie shirt, that what's under the kilt is heaven on earth :-)

Armenia said...

What's worn under a kilt?

Well, on a breezy, Winter's day, wee bawdy bits dangling in a fur coat!!!

armiefox at yahoo dot com

Shawn said...

Socks *and* shoes!

(Not actually entering the contest... I just like answering the question)

Paisley Kirkpatrick said...

What's under a kilt? - The pride of Scotland, of course. :)

Julie said...

What's worn under a kilt? A man's birthday suit, of course!


juliefw AT compuserve DOT com

Nicole North said...

Thanks so much for commenting, everyone! LOL!! Too funny!!! :)

Great ones! I love the sword answers and that was hilarious Armenia! Shawn, I bet you have a few more favorite answers.

Keep those comments coming. If you're entering the contest you can enter with a comment once everyday if you want.

Thanks for the laughs!

Carly Carson said...

Oh hey, all, sorry about the video comment. A couple weeks ago when I did a post about a trip to Austria (in which I did tell you all exactly what is under the kilt!) someone sent me a video titled The Scotsman, in which a bunch of Scotsmen sing the song Nicole mentions and then they all flash the viewer. Very funny. But not PG. I thought she'd included it here. Great answers everyone.

s7anna said...

what's worn underneath a kilt?

Why NOTHING obviously! I mean there's a reason kilts were invented...those gusty Scottish winds had to be useful for something :P We lassies need something to keep our mind off the haggis!

Happy Reading!!!
Anna Shah Hoque

Chicks of Characterization said...

The family jewels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andrea :O)

Pat McDermott said...

This is fun, Nicole. Love the comments! The best answer I've seen to what does a man wear under his kilt is "On a good day, lipstick."

Shawn said...

Q) What's under your kilt?

A)Looks like the sidewalk, tile, hard wood... flooring.

A) An air-conditioning vent. I don't even have to look.

A) How cold are your hands?

A) How badly do you want to know?

A few weeks ago I was at a birthday party when I got the question. I responded with a typical, smart-ass "You'll have to see for yourself." and in an instant I felt the back of my kilt flip up. I hadn't noticed the women behind me before I opened my mouth. A few weeks later, I was at the pub and a woman came up to me and said "Hey, I think I have a picture of you!" She got out her iPhone and sure enough, she did. Apparently it's been circulating and an unknown percentage of the female (mostly) population of my city are walking around with a picture of my tail on their phones. I'm fine with it, but it was a good lesson on being careful of what you ask for.

Armenia said...

For inspiration I re-read your first novella, DEVIL IN A KILT, in Secrets V27 which I loved. I melt for a Highlander romance!!

Had to drink 2 glasses of ice tea and douse myself with the fire extinguisher, btw. So this one is for Gavin MacTavish:

So here goes... What's worn under a kilt?

A ginormous shapeshifting MacDeevil surprise!!

Nicole North said...

Oh, haggis, yummy! NOT! :)

Andrea, yes, jewelry. LOL

Pat, that's one of my favorites too!

LOL!! Shawn, good ones! Looks like the lasses are getting much braver and seeing for themselves. :)

Armenia, thanks!! I'm thrilled you enjoyed my story! Ginormous... LOL!! I love it! :)

Jody said...

1) A trace of lipstick.

2) Nothing, its all in working order.

3) A Big Mac

Nicole North said...

A Big Mac... LOL!!!! Good one, Jody!

Kathleen Bittner Roth said...

Instead of telling you what a good Scotsman wears under his kilt, why don't I just show you:


Oops, am I in trouble now? lol

Armenia said...

Here's one for my Highland Warrior:

What's worn under a kilt?

Canon and Balls !!!

Nicole North said...

Ooh yes! I love these commercials, Kathleen!!! Hot!! :)

Armenia, LOL!! Naughty girl!!

Armenia said...

Kathleen, that was too funny!!! Thanks for the link to that video. I just looove their ads.

Well, here's a TGIF drink inspiration:

What's worn under a kilt?

"A Highland Fling... tastes like smooth wiskey, a bit of orange bitters.....and add 2 olives !!"

Okay, so I'm stretching it, but mms... so much fun to use your imagination.

Have a great weekend !!

QLady48 said...

The word is nothing!! Why r those guys so popular, duh. I heard the kilt wearers invented Commando!!! Nice blog, thanks, Sue


Nicole North said...

LOL Another great one, Armenia!!

Yes, that's true about Commando, Sue!! Thanks for entering my contest!

Kris Tualla said...

What's under a kilt?

A CABER and two huge STONES!

Mary McCall said...

These comments are a riot!
I just thank the Good Lord no one said a pulsating arrow of purple delight. Read that in a story one and it pulled me right out. Also glad no one mentioned Druid stones.

Lisa J said...

If you are really lucky, you will find fine Scottish hard wood waiting for you under the kilt.

That's what I am looking for, anyway.

Nicole North said...

Kris, LOL!! Great one!! I knew there was a reason they like to toss cabers. Giant phallic symbol.

Mary, too funny!! Purple delight and Druid stones. :)

Lisa! Hard wood is always good to find. :)

Beth said...

two very nice family heirlooms :)

Armenia said...

Here's one for my Highland vampire:

What's worn under a kilt?

"Black lipstick"

Tamara said...

Nothing...but all MAN!! How I like it;-) I speak only for myself of course.

Nicole North said...

Beth, family heirlooms, indeed! :)

Armenia, LOL! Hilarious! I think a goth chick has been under there.

Tamara, absolutely! All man! ;)

Thanks for entering!

Carol Ericson said...

Hilarious comments! Thanks for the laughs!

Armenia said...

Hi Nicole,

For inspiration I checked out some Highland candy...yep, beloved Scottish favorites. So in the spirit of Halloween:

What's worn under a kilt?

A bag of goodies for a lucky lassie, mayhaps she'll find her favorite Edinburgh rock and sour plooms!!

For me my fovorite is ....
a huge snicker bar with nuts!!

Happy Halloween!!!

Unknown said...

Well - you know how they have those hot handle holders for hot skillets. Well there might be one of those under a kit on a cold winters day. Keeping his "piece" all nice and snuggly.

Just think - it's also a cheep gift you can make for christmas. A decorative "sword" holder.

Nicole North said...

Armenia, snicker bar. LOL!!!

Tammie, thanks so much for visiting!! Decorative sword holder. Hilarious!!! A piece cozy. LOL!!! I'd like to see one of those.

Nicole North said...

The two winners for this contest are Lisa J and QLady48 (Sue). Congratulations!! Please email me for details and prizes. And thanks for playing along, everyone. You've given me lots of laughs!
nicole (at) nicolenorth.com