Showing posts with label programmed to protect. Show all posts
Showing posts with label programmed to protect. Show all posts

A Sad Day For Publishing

This is not “new” news, but Samhain Publishing is closing its doors.

I had two releases with Samhain – The Initiation Of Isabella and the Binding Ties anthology. In fact, Samhain was the first publisher of a Jenna Ives title.


I loved working with Samhain – my editor was great, the royalties were always on time, and everyone in the company was super professional. I am very sad to see them shut down operations.

With Samhain’s closing, two out of the three publishers I write for have gone under. It’s a challenging time to be an author, and even more challenging to be a successful one. I believe that’s why so many of us writers have eagerly embraced self-publishing.

My first attempt at self-publishing was the sexy fairy tale Snow White And Her Seven Lovers.




This story sold wildly well, possibly because I timed it to come out when Kristen Stewart and Liam Hemsworth and Charlize Theron released “Snow White and the Huntsman” in theaters. In fact, I just did another blast of publicity for the release of “The Huntsman: Winter’s War” (Liam Hemsworth, Charlize Theron and Emily Blunt) and got another nice uptick in sales.

My next self-pub release was Programmed To Please, a slightly-futuristic romance featuring a police agent who goes undercover as a sex robot in order to bring down the planet’s most notorious arms manufacturer.



This story has also sold very well, and I’m hoping the two sequels, Programmed To Protect and Programmed For Power do as well.

                        


But self-publishing is a lot of work! You have to be your own editor, cover artist, formatter, marketer and social media guru. Gone are the days when a writer could just write a good story and a publisher would do the rest. Frankly, this new world order can be exhausting.

But… it is what it is. We adapt. A writer writes. I would never stop writing, not even if only my friends and family read what I write.

I’m just sad today, because five minutes ago I sent Samhain an email asking for rights reversion for The Initiation of Isabella and Binding Ties. And, professionals that they are, I got an immediate response from Samhain’s Amanda Brashear saying they will get right on it.

Why does a company like that have to go out of business?

Sigh,

Jenna



NEW RELEASE - Programmed For Power

I’m thrilled to announce the release of Programmed For Power, book #3 in my slightly-futuristic erotic romance series, The Tau Cetus Chronicles. Fans had been asking me to write Theus’ story, so I did, and it’s probably my favorite of the series so far.


Here’s the blurb:

>>As the powerful premier of war-torn Tau Cetus, Theus presides over an uneasy post-apocalyptic peace. Many plot against him, including a traitor on his own High Council as well as one rogue woman who dared to steal a precious keepsake from his past. Capturing Leora Smith offers Theus a chance at personal revenge, but she awakens emotions in him he thought long dead. Even so, it takes an assassination attempt to spur Theus to reassess a future with either this prisoner who makes his blood run hot or the cold Beautiful Doll robotic lover who’s the perfect match for his lifeless existence.<<

This is a completely different sort of romance triangle, trust me!

In book one of the series, Programmed To Please, very human police agent Jai Turner goes undercover as a Beautiful Doll sex robot to take down the planet’s most notorious weapons manufacturer, Marque Callex. But neither Jai nor Marque are what they seem, and their week together has consequences neither expect.

In book two, Jai’s police partner Leith Wyatt actually DOES fall in love with a Beautiful Doll sex robot, but discovers that Ginger has somehow achieved sentience. Together they help save Tau Cetus from a coup attempt against the ruling High Council.

And in Programmed For Power, a lot of fan favorites are back in supporting roles, which I hope will make readers happy. As powerful as he is, the premier Theus comes to discover that his fate rests in the strength of one woman’s love.

Here’s an excerpt:

“Keira, my dark one…”
Theus watched as his words woke the Beautiful Doll sex robot from her hibernation mode. Her eyes opened, she moved from behind the partially folded screen in the corner of his office, and then walked slowly toward him.            
She was beautiful. Hair black as midnight, dramatic blue starburst eyes, and a body tailored to meet Theus’ exact physical preferences. She was naked beneath a sheer silk sarong, the diaphanous wrap leaving little to the imagination but just enough to incite a man’s fantasies. She was the perfect female, designed to fulfill his every sexual need.
So then why was he frowning as she came to a halt in front of his desk?
Because she reminded him of her creator, Anson Carron. Theus’ enemy.
As premier for the last decade, Theus and his High Council had fought to keep the peace on Tau Cetus in the aftermath of the Great War, a conflict which had wiped out nearly half the planet’s population. There were still troublesome areas of Tau Cetus that weren’t under the Council’s control, but for the most part, the planet was at peace.
No thanks to Anson Carron.
Three times Carron had challenged the Council. First, he’d stolen highly-regulated weapons and sold them to rogue regulators bent on fomenting insurrection. Next, he’d attempted to kill the Council’s weapons manufacturer and right-hand man, Marque Callex, in order to assume his position of power. And most recently, Carron had tried to assassinate the five members of the High Council and take control of the planet for himself.
And yet, with all those treasonable offenses, none struck as close to home as Carron’s theft of a particular diamond a year ago. That crime was personal.
Theus set his jaw, his rage at the theft still fresh even after all these months.
Anson Carron was now dead. After taking the robot manufacturer into custody in the wake of his failed assassination attempt, Theus had successfully tortured out of him the missing diamond’s location. Then, with the Council’s backing, Theus had ordered Anson Carron’s execution for his crimes.
And just a moment ago, he’d dispatched two of his best agents to recover the stolen gem.
 “You called, Theus?”
The bell-like voice of the Beautiful Doll pulled Theus from his troubled thoughts. Keira was one of only two left of her kind. Anson Carron had agreed to convert all the rest of his Beautiful Dolls into robot soldiers and put them under the command of the High Council. It was a way to save his neck after the botched shooting of Theus’ weapons manufacturer, Marque Callex, last year. But even long before that, four years ago to be exact, Carron had gifted Theus with Keira in an effort to curry favor.
Beautiful Dolls were sex experts, legendary for their skill, programmed with an almost infinite number of ways to please. Anson Carron had run a highly profitable business with his Dolls, addicting men and women to sex with his clever male and female robots.         
He should have stayed a simple purveyor of prostitution; he should never have reached for more power than that.
Theus swiveled in his chair and reached to unbuckle his belt. “Come around my desk, Keira. I’d like fellatio two.”
The Doll paused, tilting her head. “You’ve requested fellatio or fellatio two 92% of the time I’ve been with you, Theus.”
Theus’ hands paused in their work, and he arched an eyebrow in surprise. “It’s probably because the suction of your nineteen miles-per-hour mouth can reduce even the most potent man to mush.”
“92% fellatio, 1% missionary, 1% doggie-style, 1% ride ‘em cowboy, 1% split the bamboo, 1% padlock, 1% pair of tongs, 1%—”
“Enough.” Theus frowned. Was he really so predictable? There’d been a time when – like any normal man – he’d been eager to try out every sexual position a Beautiful Doll was capable of, but obviously those days were gone. Hell, it wasn’t the Doll’s fault. He could still recall Keira’s trick of tightening her body while he was inside of her, squeezing the very orgasm out of him. Or pistoning him like a jackhammer while riding his cock. She was an amazing piece of technology, but these days, he only used her when he needed physical release or a distraction from work. The excitement was gone.
“Come here.”
The Doll dutifully walked around his desk and sank gracefully to her knees. Theus finished unzipping his trousers and reached for himself.
“Let me do it, Theus.”
Theus closed his eyes and leaned back in his chair. Maybe it would help if he imagined that the rubbery-like feel of Keira’s artificial fingers belonged to someone else. But who? There was no one Theus could even fantasize about.
Well, there was one. But that had been long ago. A precious memory, kept tucked in his heart.
From the day Theus had been named premier of Tau Cetus’ High Council, his life had become too dangerous to let in a real woman. That’s why Keira was perfect for him. No one could harm her. No one could threaten her hoping to get to him.
The ruler and his robot were the perfect pair.
If only Theus could be happier about the arrangement.
Luckily, when Keira’s mouth closed around him with her vice-like grip, his mind went blank and his body took over.


What do you think? Sound like an interesting start? Leave a comment, and I’ll pick one lucky winner at random to win an e-copy of Programmed For Power.

Jenna

Memorable Opening Lines

How important are opening lines to a book’s success? Editors tell writers that opening lines are essential to grab their (and a reader’s) attention, but honestly, how many opening lines can YOU remember? Even of famous books?

As an erotic romance author, I’ve tried to follow this sacred Rule Number One, and hook a reader from the very beginning of a story. Here’s a sampling…

“Isabella Tallin was handcuffed and blindfolded. What the hell was going on?”  (from my case-of-mistaken-identity contemporary erotic romance The Initiation of Isabella)

“Today was Saturday. That meant sex with Doc tonight.” (from my contemporary erotica amnesia story Snow White And Her Seven Lovers)

“Agent Turner, I’m sending you undercover as a Beautiful Dolls sex robot.”  (from my futuristic police erotic romance Programmed For Pleasure.)

What do you think? Would those opening lines tempt you to want to read more about the story? Are they enough of a hook for you as a reader?

Let’s compare those opening lines to some classic romances.

From Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell… “Scarlet O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were.”

From The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald… “In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.”

From Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte… “I’ve just returned from a visit to my landlord – the solitary neighbor I shall be troubled with.”

Well? Would these classic opening lines be enough of a hook to make you buy the book? Or is it the story as a whole that makes it a classic? As an author or a reader, what do you think of the importance of opening lines?

Jenna Ives


Heroes

Romance authors write about fictional heroes. But today, on 9/11, it’s important to stop and remember the real-life heroes from that awful day in 2001. I'm talking about the firefighters and police officers who responded to the terrorist plane attacks at the World Trade Center, the office workers who helped each other down endless flights of stairs as they made their way out of the burning buildings, the passengers on board United flight 93, who prevented a worse tragedy from happening in Washington, DC. Heroes all.

I’ve often wondered how I would respond in an emergency like that?

Spencer Stone, Alek Skarlatos and Anthony Sadler showed us how. Adrenaline, courage, and, according to Alek’s dad, “patriotism” allowed the lifelong friends to storm an armed terrorism suspect on a Paris-bound train last month, saving countless lives.

But heroes don’t always do big things. They’re the volunteers in this country who help out at soup kitchens, tutor underprivileged students, provide a ride for a neighbor to a doctor’s appointment. Not big things, no, but those small things are big to the people on the receiving end.

Who was it who said, “To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world?”

Take a moment today to remember the victims of 9/11 in New York, Washington, and a lonely field in Pennsylvania, as well as the brave men and women who rushed to help.

Heroes all.

Jenna
www.jennaives.com




Noah's ark in Tampa

Rain, rain, go away
Come again another day

How does that old children’s rhyme go?

Oh. My. God. Here in Florida, I’m pretty sure it’s rained every day but one over the last three weeks. In the sunshine state!

Tampa is drowning. Literally. Parts of it are under water. Rivers have flooded. Roads are closed. Two Sundays ago, eight inches of water fell in 24 hours. Some areas have gotten more than 20-inches total already.

I’m talking thunder. Lightning. Torrential, monsoon downpours. Noah’s ark-type water.

At first, I thought it was cool. Like in, ‘Oooh, let me curl up with a cup of tea and a good book’ cool. That lasted maybe the first three days. Or maybe not even that long, since I had to drive to work in the rain, drive home from work in the rain, and grocery shop in the rain. Pretty soon I was coming home, stripping down to my undies, and throwing my clothes directly into the dryer. (BTW, wet shoes do not dry well…)

Heck, even our backyard pool overflowed.

My husband is English, and even he’s sick of the rain by this point!

Although, I must admit, watching the news at night makes me feel a little guilty about our rain.
California is being burned to the ground by wildfires. They could sure use some of the H2O we’re getting. I wish there was a way we could airlift it to them for fire drops. Colorado and Alaska are suffering from fires, too. The Northeast was recently hit with a freak hail storm and 60mph winds. What’s the weather coming to? Where’s summer, for goodness sake?

Okay, so maybe I shouldn’t be so upset about a little rain. I’ve been able to turn off our lawn sprinklers, saving a little money (hopefully). Most outdoor activities have been cancelled, which has given me a lot of unexpected free time in the evenings. I guess I should just take advantage of Mother Nature’s tears and see it as a positive.

I will. I really will. At least until the first sinkhole appears. Because you know it will, since this is Florida and we’re about two inches above sea level.

Sheesh!
  
Until next month,
Jenna


THE END is not the end

I’m about to type THE END on my third and final book of The Tau Cetus Chronicles. This one is called Programmed For Power, and it centers on Theus, Tau Cetus’ powerful and intimidating premier, and Leora, the woman whose love tames him. Hopefully I will have it finished by the end of the month, because I’ll be in New York City for this year’s Romance Writers of America conference July 22 – 26.

But along with the satisfaction of finishing a book, comes the anxiety of thinking about the next one. For the past three years, I’ve been working on this trilogy, so the writing went from police agent Jai Turner’s story to Beautiful Doll sexbot Ginger’s story, and now to premier Theus’ story. But what do I do next?

I think every writer has experienced those nightmare moments of, “Crap! What if I never have another idea for a book?!?” That’s the time wise authors take a week or two off in order to refill their creative well. It can be as simple as doing something mindless. Not thinking about writing at all. In fact, give yourself permission to NOT think. Maybe you like to knit or garden or your passion is tennis. In my case, I’m an insatiable reader, so I just might give my brain a break for a month or so and enjoy what other authors have written. “Grey” by EL James is on the top of my TBR pile J

And while I’m not thinking about thinking, who knows? An idea can come from anywhere. We all have countless areas of our lives that can inspire us or spark a great story plot: a difficult boss, a yoga class, an annoying sister, a school car pool, a monthly book club meeting. Can you create a composite character from the best or worst people you know? Sometimes that’s all it takes for your creative juices to start flowing.

In fact, writing this is helping to ease my own anxiety about my next story. While in New York, I’m going to see at least four different girlfriends I haven’t seen since I moved to Florida, and that’s not counting the 2,000 people who have signed up for the RWA conference. There must be some good stories there, right? Or maybe I’ll just walk the streets of New York in my free time and eavesdrop on people’s conversations. You never know what might spark an idea!

Wow, I guess the possibilities are endless. I’ll let you know next month what I come up with!

How about you? Any tips or tricks for jump-starting story ideas? I’d love to hear your advice.

Jenna



Happy Mother's Day


I’m in Los Angeles this week on a quasi working-vacation, so this blog is quick, but it's one from the heart. A paean to moms. After all, none of us would be here without them!

 

I’m blessed that my mom is my best friend. And I’m lucky that she lives only four miles away from me, so I see her every week and speak to her on the phone usually every day.

 

Moms are heroes. When I was seven years old, a bee flew up my shorts and started stinging me in, um,  delicate places. Mom dragged me into the house, and locked us both in a bathroom until she shooed that bee out of my clothes and beat it to death with a broom, despite her insane fear of insects.

 

Moms are the backbone of the family. My mom is our family grapevine – I wouldn’t know half the things going on with my brothers and sister without my mother calling each of her kids every Sunday to get an update on their lives. She’s the glue that keeps everybody together.

 

Moms are role models. I learned about values, morals, behavior, and how to treat others by watching her example.

 

Moms know everything. How the heck do you treat back pain -- is it heat or ice? And exactly how long do you cook lasagna in the oven for, anyway?? Moms always have the answer to any question.

 

Mom will always be your mom. No matter how old you get, your mom has the ability to bring out the kid in you. And sometimes just letting her bake your favorite chocolate chip cookies creates a sense that everything’s all right with the world.

 

And speaking of the world, here’s a special shout out to Baltimore’s Toya Graham, who cared enough about her own son that she braved the Baltimore riots to pull him out of a dangerous and volatile situation. She's 2015's Mom of the Year.

 

Moms always think of their kids first. And that’s why we publically celebrate them this weekend (as we should privately do every day of the year).

 

What about you? Any special "mom moment" you'd like to share?


Jenna




 

My muse is not amused

Okay, of all the excuses, er, I mean reasons that authors have for not finding the time to write, getting a new pool installed is probably one of the lamest. So go ahead and scoff at me.

For the last few months, construction crews have turned my back yard into a disaster zone. That's because with a new pool comes a new, er, larger, deck. And, oh, did I mention they first had to excavate the old pool?

Yeah, it's been a nightmare. 





















But then came the excitement of the new construction!











And then, day by day and week by week, things started to take shape.











We’re not done yet, but hopefully by June I’ll be able to go for a swim! And by June my muse will be amused at how much time I’ll have to write J

How about you? Any major projects that sidetracked your writing for a while? Share!

Jenna



Life Happens

Writing is not a full time occupation, at least not for most authors. Most of us don’t have that luxury. We have to juggle day jobs, our own families, sometimes elderly parents, outside commitments or events, all while trying to steal a few precious minutes to work on our books. (Usually it’s in the dead of night when everyone else is asleep.)

Can you tell I need to vent today?

Sometimes writing is just impossible. I came close to strangling my husband last weekend when he said to me, ‘Hey honey, we don’t have to be at my boss’s annual BBQ bash for an hour yet. Go write.’

IT’S NOT THAT EASY!

The muse can’t be summoned at your whim. An author needs time to unwind from real life, block out the world and looming life deadlines (like that mandatory BBQ bash) and get into the “zone” of writing the story. I need to submerse myself in my fictional world, enter that magical door and look around. That’s the ‘Oh yeah, I remember this!’ moment when we can finally start to write.
That moment doesn’t come easily.

Just now, my husband ran out the door saying, ‘I’m going to see my dad. Be back in an hour. Then we really have to start working on our income taxes.’

Crap! Instead of screaming, I sat down to write. But then I realized I had this blog to finish (another deadline) before I could concentrate on my latest futuristic romance, Programmed For Power, book three in my Tau Cetus Chronicles.  So I guess Theus, the powerful premier of Tau Cetus, will just have to wait.

And I don’t like to make him wait.

Sometimes I fantasize about divorce. Having all my time be my own. Having time to write, to do what I want to do, not what everyone else needs me to do.

Then I realize that fiction might be my passion, but family is my priority.

And that’s as it should be.

Still, sometimes I’m reminded of that old saying, “Sometimes I just sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.”

Oh, for the luxury of just being able to sit and do nothing!!!

Nah, I’d probably be bored out of my mind.

Sigh. Life happens. But I guess that’s what makes it so interesting.

Until next month,
Jenna



Help Me Name My Character

My slightly-futuristic erotic series, the Tau Cetus Chronicles, has been very successful.

The first book, Programmed To Please… about a very human police agent named Jai Turner who goes undercover as a Beautiful Doll sex robot to bring down the planet’s most notorious weapons manufacturer… has been my best-selling book to date.

The second in the series, Programmed To Protect, features Jai’s police agent partner, Leith Wyatt, who actually does fall in love with a Beautiful Doll sex robot. I’ve gotten some wonderful feedback from readers who say the relationship between these two characters is completely believable.

I’m now working on the third book, called Programmed For Power. It centers on Tau Cetus’ dark and dangerous premier, a man named Theus. He’s been a secondary – but very important – character in the first two books, and now it’s time for his story.

But I need to give him a first name.

Authors know that character names are very important to the story, and a strong character needs a strong name. In the world I’ve created, the characters have somewhat common last names, but unique-ish first names. Chavis Smith. Talis Rainey. Titus Veraine. Celis Jaqan.

So I need a distinct and powerful first name for the premier of Tau Cetus. I’ve been playing with a few:

Olid Theus
Kehde Theus
Severin Theus
Tryon Theus
Riggin Theus
Berrien Theus
Wythe Theus

What do you think? I’d love to get some votes, or even some suggestions!  This book will be released by the end of the year and will be the final story of this series, so I’d like to leave readers with a name they’ll remember long after they’ve closed the book.

I’d love to hear your opinions!

Thanks,
Jenna



Do You Believe In Past Lives?

As I got home from my weekly Tai Chi class yesterday, I had a strange thought. Why do I like this Chinese martial art so much? It’s meditative and centering, but is that the reason? I'm not Chinese, but when I lived in California, I took 10 years’ worth of Chinese Brush painting lessons, falling in love with the intricacies of its fine line style of painting with watercolor, and the stark black ink of calligraphy. Does my penchant for these two distinct disciplines possibly mean I was Chinese in a previous life?

Does the fact I will NEVER take a cruise mean that I drowned in a previous lifetime? I’m deathly afraid of water; I can’t even be out of my depth in a pool without freaking out. Heck, as a girl I never even wanted to learn how to swim! I once won a free cruise to the Bahamas and never even claimed the prize.

What makes one person like the color red better than the color blue? Or prefer the driving beat of rock music more than classical music or jazz? Or fall in love with one person and not another?

In the second book of my slightly-futuristic Tau Cetus Chronicles erotic romance series, Programmed To Protect, police agent Leith Wyatt falls in love with a Beautiful Doll sex robot named Ginger. Not for the incredible physical satisfaction she gives him, but for the person she is. You could say he loves her software, despite her hardware. She’s a woman, and he’s a man. End of discussion. Readers have given me wonderful feedback on the believability of Leith & Ginger’s unique relationship, and that’s the best compliment any author could hope for!

So… just exactly what is it inside of us that dictates our preferences? Do you believe in past lives influencing our current ones, or are today’s choices ours alone? It’s an interesting question. What do you think?

Jenna



Sex On A Horse

Wow. I went to my first polo match this past weekend. I. Am. Hooked.

Is there anything sexier than the perfect line of man, mallet and horse getting ready to strike the polo ball? 



Or thinking of all that power between a man’s legs (his polo pony – get your mind back here!) as he thunders down a polo field? It literally made me weak in the knees. Of course, now I’m dreaming up a story that stars a gorgeous, arrogant, high-living polo player and the woman who tames him. (Gee, I’m such a writer…)

I mean, I’ve drooled over pictures of  Argentine hottie polo player Nacho Figueras in Ralph Lauren ads as much as the next girl. See?



But actually watching the game being played is mesmerizing. It’s a rough, physical, contact sport. These guys break their noses, wrists, and collarbones. It’s a dangerous game for both horse and rider. But the sheer joy of playing seems to make up for the risk of losing a few teeth.



From what I've read, polo has been around for 2,500 years, and I can understand why. The players love the testosterone rush and the physicality of the sport; the women love to watch sweaty men on horseback. A no-brainer as to why this sport has been around so long.

Add in the perk of fans coming onto the field at half-time to stomp divots in return for a glass of champagne as a ‘thank you’ and you have the perfect sport!

Maybe next weekend I’ll dress up like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman and try to catch the eye of one of the players. Hmm… I’ve heard that a majority of polo players are from South America and England. I’m a sucker for a foreign accent. Maybe I’ll ask them to whisper sweet ‘chukkers’ into my ear and see what happens…

What about you? Is there a sport you’re fanatical about? Tell me why!

Jenna


Trip To Japan Via Florida

Since readers of this blog know that I love to travel, I have another adventure on the agenda for today…

I visited Japan about a decade ago and fell in love with its serene gardens, unique architecture, and its creative sumi-e art and calligraphy.

But Japan is more than 6300 miles from the United States, so recently, I had the chance to take a vicarious trip back to the land of the rising sun right in south Florida. Delray Beach, to be exact. I visited the Morikami Japanese Gardens.

Morikami Japanese Gardens
According to the brochure, in the early 1900’s, a group of young Japanese farmers arrived in what is now northern Boca Raton and formed an agricultural colony called Yamato, an ancient name for Japan. 

The colony’s farming endeavors were ultimately unsustainable, and almost all members of the original colony returned to Japan. But in the mid 1970’s, one of the remaining settlers, George Morikami, donated his land to become a park. And so the Morikami gardens opened in 1977.

Come take a walk with me and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a beautiful Japanese garden…

Japanese Torii Gate

Inside the front entrance is a stone lantern "wisdom ring" meant to invoke the Buddhist deity of wisdom, Monju. In Japanese, the wisdom ring is called Chie no Wa.

Wisdom Ring

Farther along the garden path is a beautiful bamboo grove. When the breeze blows, you can hear the distinctive hollow sound of bamboo stalks knocking against each other. It's quite plaintive.


Let's go through another picturesque gate and past an interesting stone lantern...


Here's something fascinating... possibly the world's first security system!  Take a look below. Water runs from a small bamboo pipe on the left into a larger one on the right. When the larger pipe is filled with water, it tips and strikes the rocks on the ground below, making a noise that scares wildlife away from the garden. When the larger pipe empties, it rises again to be filled with water, then empties again to chase those pesky critters away. Ingenious, isn't it?


Japan is known for its spectacular Zen rock gardens, and the Morikami gardens has a fine example. The word karesansui in Japanese means 'dry landscape.' Can you see how the raking of the gravel around the large rock (in the bottom left of the picture) is meant to signify ripples of water? 


In East Asian lore, turtles are said to live 10,000 years. So what Japanese garden would be complete without a pond of koi fish and turtles living in perfect harmony?


I hope you've enjoyed this very abbreviated tour of the Morikami Japanese Gardens! Tell me... do you have a favorite place to recommend?

Jenna
www.jennaives.com


Making The Best Of The Holiday Catalog Season

Man oh man, it’s that time of year again when our mailboxes start getting stuffed with catalogs. Are the holidays really around the corner already? Where did the year go??

Yesterday – don’t ask me why – I found myself flipping through one of those endless catalogs, and actually enjoying myself for a half-hour.

With full credit to the Catalog Favorites catalog, I quote a few of their T-shirt offerings to brighten your day:

“When I have nothing to do, I do it online.”  How true for all of us!

“You’ve gotta hand it to short people… we can’t reach it anyway.”  At 5"4" I can totally relate.

“If it’s true we learn from our mistakes, I will soon be a genius!”  I'm 99% there...

“I could be a morning person if morning happened at Noon.”  Friends call me Night Owl Jenna.

“Wine improves with age, and I improve with wine.”  Doesn't everyone, LOL??

But as an author, my two favorite T-shirt sayings have to be:

“Let’s eat grandma… Let’s eat, grandma.  Commas save lives!”  That's practically my mantra.

And (drum roll please)…my absolute favorite:

“Careful, or you’ll end up in my next novel.”  Okay, I actually *bought* this T-shirt!

I have to say that the trip to the mailbox, which started out as exasperation at all those catalogs, turned into a laugh, and all because of Catalog Favorites.

How about you? Love catalogs? Hate catalogs? Tell me!

Jenna