Let Them Eat Cake



Do you ever have one of those “aha” moments that just sort of makes you feel like an idiot? Or reminds you that you are completely unhip or out of it? I’ve had quite a few of those in the last few months, and I blame it on…well, anything I can blame it on. Who wants to admit she not only had no clue what the little notches on the side of the foil box were for, but that she had no idea the little notches existed?

To my credit, I am a bit of a flake, so I kind of have an excuse for being dingy sometimes. However, I think I’m going beyond the top end of even my dinginess meter. For example, during a conversation with my husband, I realized that I had totally misunderstood, or rather, misinterpreted due to my sunny nature, the old saying, “You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.” Now, you may wonder how anyone with any kind of sense at all can misinterpret that, but I did. In my head, I’m picturing a piece of cake and the cake it came from, so, to me, of course you can have your cake and eat it, too, because you’ll have some left to munch on. Always seeing the glass half full, I guess. However, my DH pointed out that the idea is that we’re only dealing with one piece of cake at a time, which changes the whole meaning. Obviously, if you eat the cake, it’s gone. What a freakin’ bummer.

So me, being a happy ending kind of girl, can’t deal with the whole idea of not being able to enjoy my piece of cake because it will be gone and there’s none left to nibble on. And we’re talking about cake here…cake. I love cake. I can’t tell you how stupidly disappointed I felt about the loss of this piece of cake (because of course I’m going to eat it and not just stare at it for eternity). However, I felt dumber for realizing that for decades when someone used this saying I secretly snickered to myself at how disillusioned the person was. Of course, you can have your cake!. There’s a never-ending supply, perhaps in Oz or in that crazy place in that Tom Petty video for Don’t Come Around Here No More where the girl turns into—you guessed it!—cake.

I know technology often flummoxes people and makes them feel out of it. I’m not too far behind because I love technology, but there are certain things I don’t understand that get me into trouble when I do figure them out. For example, the whole autocorrect thing with IPhones had me mystified. I’ve never had this problem. I kept seeing people posting the messages they sent where “Get milk and eggs” somehow, through the magic of IPhone’s autocorrect dictionary, got changed and sent as “I slept with your sister at our wedding.” I always wondered how this could happen. I mean, how fast are you typing? I still use my index fingers to text, like any good Neanderthal, not my thumbs. Not there yet. Even at that, how fast do you have to type to produce a message and send it without proofing it first?

And therein lies the epiphany.

The people sending these messages, whether tapped out with their thumbs, index fingers, or noses, hit the send button before proofing their messages, unlike me who proofreads her texts about three times and even revises them once or twice before hesitantly letting them go.

Yes, I proof my texts. I PROOFREAD MY TEXT MESSAGES! Who does that? Who? Me, the Queen of Unhip writer person who lives in a world filled with cake, that’s who.

I know I can’t be the only person who has experienced these types of ego-crushing realizations. What about you? Any unsettling self-realizations lately? Please do share in the comments section. It may not make you feel better, but it will do me a world of good. 

Happy reading!

Cover Reveal - My Notorious Highlander!

I'm excited that the cover for my new release, My Notorious Highlander, is finished! Please tell me what you think. Does it need any more changes? What are your overall impressions?



Thanks so much for your input!!
Vonda
www.vondasinclair.com


New Release - Her Royal Masquerade!

A prince looking for a royal bride. A woman playing the part of a princess.

Her Royal Masquerade is a story of mistaken identity and forbidden love. If you are a fan of classic romances like Harlequin Presents and Desire, this book is for you. And if you love passionate, emotional contemporary romance with an alpha hero, this book is for you too.


Blurb:

Time is running out for Prince Vittorio. His father’s health is failing and he must find a royal bride. Fast. He’s never forgotten his glimpse of a beautiful Scandinavian princess and lures her to his Mediterranean country with an invitation to his father’s birthday ball. He’d planned to propose a marriage agreement as cold as her icy reputation, but then he discovers she's as colorful and warm as a summer sunset. The heat between them flares red-hot and when she allows him to seduce her, Vittorio sees his future unfolding just as he had planned. But what he doesn’t know is that the woman in his bed is not a princess at all.

The last thing schoolteacher Mia Holmberg expects when she masquerades as her royal cousin is to be swept off her feet by a charming prince. The incredible night in Vittorio’s arms is like a fairy tale come true, but she’d never want the life of a real princess, with all its pomp and politics. Knowing they can never have a future together, she slips out of his bed and back to reality, where she belongs.

But Vittorio discovers the deception and kidnaps Mia back to his palace, demanding she be his mistress until the real princess appears. Despite her attempts to stay aloof, Mia soon learns there’s more to the prince than arrogance and attitude, but now she’s in danger of falling in love with a man she can never have.


Her Royal Masquerade is a bit of a departure from the erotic romances I've been writing for the past few years, but these characters grabbed me and wouldn't let me go. I had so much fun writing Vittorio and Mia's romance. I love this story of forbidden love, one of my favorite romance hooks. I love watching two people, who can't possibly have a future together, falling in love despite the heartbreak they know is coming. And I love even more seeing them, somehow, get their happy ending.

Excerpt:
Mia rushed over to the waist high railing constructed of rough-hewn stone like the rest of the palace. Darkness had fallen while she’d been inside. Lights from the towns around them sparkled below. Stars in the inky sky twinkled above. Once again she had the feeling of stepping into a fairy tale.

The air was warm, even outside, with barely a breeze to lift the moisture from her skin. She took a few decidedly un-princesslike gulps of air, trying to calm the edgy arousal that burned within her.

“Are you alright?” Vittorio asked. He stepped up to her and the heat from his body didn’t help her at all. “Do you need to sit down? Something cold to drink?”

“I’ll be okay. Just give me a minute. I guess I’m just not used to the climate here.” She was so hot. She began to tug down one of the opera-length gloves. Would it be a serious breach of conduct if she whipped them off and threw them over the railing?

“Allow me,” he said, his voice suddenly a little deeper, a little slower than it had been a moment before. He took her hand in his, stretched out her arm in front of him. He ran his free hand up, starting at the palm of the hand resting in his. Slowly, so slowly, he moved his hand up her arm. There might as well not have been the fabric of the glove between them, she felt his touch so strongly. When his fingers reached the top of the glove, he didn’t immediately begin to remove it. Instead, he teased the bare skin of her upper arm with his fingers. “So soft,” he whispered, holding her gaze. He swept his hand up to her bare shoulders and cupped her neck, skimming his thumb along her collar bone, just above the diamonds Birgitte had trusted her with. “This beautiful necklace is not half as lovely as you,” he murmured.

She couldn’t speak, could only offer a shaky smile in response. He was holding her hand, her throat. Could he feel her trembling beneath his touch?

“But you are hot. It is our weather, no doubt. I can help you with this problem, I think.” Vittorio began to slowly peel the glove from her arm, dragging his fingers along her skin as he did. He focused all his attention on her arm, as if it were the most important thing to him at the moment.

What would it be like to have that single-minded attention focused on her while making love? Even as Vittorio stripped off her glove, her body heated further with the image of his long, powerful frame moving over her, entering her.

Mia imagined he would take command of her body, ensuring that he pleasured her with all the skill he surely possessed. She couldn’t help but wonder if he would look as amazing out of the expensively tailored clothing as he did at this moment. Of course, he would. Everything about Vittorio was first class. He would fit right in with Birgitte. Mia wasn’t close to being in the same league.

Vittorio began to strip off the second glove, giving it every bit as much attention as he had given to the first one. His fingers strummed along her arm as he tugged at the satin. Her newly bared arm hung at her side, her fingers closed into a fist so she didn’t reach out and tangle them in his thick hair.

“Don’t you have breezes in Mezzano?” she asked, her voice rough with desire. She hoped he would think it was the heat that affected her so. He still held one of her hands in his. She lifted the other hand to wave in front of her face, trying to stir the muggy air.

“Ah, my poor cara. It is still and humid this evening. Be assured we have our share of wind and rain.” The second glove was off now and Vittorio released her hand. How ridiculous it was to feel bereft at the loss of his touch. He folded the gloves and tucked them into the pocket of his jacket.

Mia lifted her heavy hair off her neck to try to cool off for a moment. Maybe she should have worn it up. “I know I should enjoy the warm weather. Right now in Stagatland I would have to be bundled up in a coat and scarf and boots to stand outside.”

Vittorio swept his gaze over her. “And it would truly be a shame to cover the amazing view I have at this moment.”
She let her hair fall down her back. “I suspect you have had a lot of practice with those charming lines,” Mia said, letting the amusement show in her voice. Still, she soaked up the compliment, let the pleasure flow over her like a warm spring rain.

He took her hand, lifted it to his lips. This time the kiss to the back of her bare hand sent fireworks bursting through her system. “It’s only the truth, Birgitte.”

Hearing her cousin’s name fall from Vittorio’s lips was like a handful of snow smacking her in the face. Of course. She had to remember she wasn’t Mia Holmberg tonight. She’d almost forgotten she was playing a part. Still, she lifted a skeptical brow at his words, they were so foreign to those she usually heard.

“You will find that I always speak the truth,” he said. “I despise lies and deception. I have heard and seen too many of them during my years in the palace. Too many people say one thing to my face and another behind my back. I speak only the truth when I say that I am so glad you accepted our invitation to my father’s birthday celebration and that I find you incredibly attractive. I would never lie to you.”

Mia shuddered at his words. She couldn’t let him discover her deception. He would never understand.


Her Royal Masquerade is now available for download and I'm busy writing Her Royal Bodyguard, book #2 of the Her Royal Romance series now.
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Natasha
www.natashamoore.com







The amount of fun we have should be illegal...

Seriously.

I came back earlier this week from my favorite place ever. I'm not talking about Akron/Canton, OH, which is lovely in and of itself. No, I'm talking about the convention that's held there every year. Ellora's Cave Publishing's Annual RomantiCon took place this past weekend at the McKinley Grand Hotel in Canton, and all I can do is shout out a big HELL and YES.

You guys have heard me talk about this convention before, but honestly, I can't begin to tell you how much I love going to it. And my love of all things RomantiCon is not based on the fact there's hot as hell Cavemen walking around... Well, okay, it's not solely based on that ;). It's based on the fact that the best people on earth attend this convention -- lovers of erotic romance.

I've made some lifelong friends at this convention, which just celebrated its fifth year. I could go on and on with a list of names, but I don't want to leave anyone out accidentally. Those of you whom I love, you guys know it -- simply because I told you often enough over the weekend.

So, with that being said, let's get to the fun part, the part y'all really want to see and read about: the pictures! Here we go!

With My Tye's cover model, David, at the Meet & Greet.

With choreographer/2012 Alpha Caveman
and EC author/Caveman Taylor Cole

Mari Freeman photo-bombing! Seriously though,
this man is one of the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet.
Laurann Dohner, Cait Miller, Mari Freeman, me, and Tara Nina.
Four of the loveliest reasons to attend RomantiCon!
With my bestest girlfriends, Mari Freeman and Samantha Kane.
Love you, ladies!

Publisher's Weekly's very own Joyce Ann McLaughlin looking incredibly gorgeous!

Cavemen aplenty, looking spiffy in their coats and top hats!

 
With my travel partner and great new friend -- and RomantiCon VIRGIN no-more -- Author LB Grant!

Snapping one up with EC owner/author Jaid Black and Mari Freeman.


More of my favorite people! Mari Freeman, the darling Avery, me,
and Regina Carlysle.


With the 2013 Alpha Caveman winner, De Angelo!

Mari Freeman and De Angelo, after his win!




I'm not sure I could love this picture any more than I already do. Probably my favorite one from the entire weekend!
Mari Freeman, Caveman and host Rodney, Samantha Kane and me.
Hollywood night! With Samantha Kane and Taylor Cole.

Guess who won a Kindle Fire HD at the PJ Bingo party?? And guess who delivered said Kindle in an oh-so-sexy way? Yeah, that would be me and David ;)


So, can you tell from the pictures why this is one of my favorite weekends of the entire year? I'm already counting down to next year. All of you guys should come along with me. You know you want to ;)!

Hope y'all have a killer weekend!!

Kristin
www.kristindaniels.com
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Guest: B.J. Scott & Highland Homecoming

With a passion for historical romance, history in general, and anything Celtic, B.J. always has an exciting work in progress. Each story offers a blend of romance, adventure, suspense, and, where appropriate, a dab of comic relief. Carefully researched historical facts are woven into each manuscript, providing a backdrop from which steamy romance, gripping plots, and vivid characters—dashing alpha heroes and resourceful, beguiling heroines you can’t help but admire—spring to life. A member of RWA, World Romance Writers, Celtic Hearts Romance Writers, and Savvy Authors, B.J. also writes contemporary, paranormal, time travel, and romantic suspense.


C.S. Lewis first captivated B. J.’s imagination in the fourth grade, and her desire to write sprang from there. Following a career in nursing and child and youth work, B.J. married her knight-in-shining-armor, and he whisked her away to his castle by the sea. In reality, they share their century-old home in a small Canadian town on the shore of Lake Erie with three dogs and a cat. When she is not working at her childcare job, on her small business, or writing, you will find her reading, camping, or antique hunting.

Q: Welcome B.J.! Please tell us about your new release.
A: Highland Homecoming is the third and final book of my Fraser Brother Trilogy. This story takes place in 1308, during the first war for Scotland’s independence. The book revolves around Highland patriot, Alasdair Fraser, the oldest and least likely of the three brothers to fall in love or to take a bride. However, when he finds a beautiful, unconscious lass on a beach in Northern Scotland and has no choice but to tend to her needs, he finds himself questioning his chosen path, torn between duty and desire. When she awakens, she has no memory of her past, but as she slowly regains her memory, she opts not to tell Alasdair what she recalls in a dream. The question is, will he drop the shield that guards a once wounded heart, or will the secrets she fails to reveal and his own stubbornness drive an impenetrable wedge between them?
Q: Sounds like a fantastic story. What inspired it?
A: As mentioned this it third book in my series. I am a history buff and love anything Scottish so writing a Scottish historical was a logical choice. In addition to being a romance, each book has allowed me to share some interesting information about Scotland’s first fight for independence with my readers.
Q: Did you choose the title of your book and if so how did you do it?
A: Yes, I chose the titles for each of the books in my series. The title of the first book in the series, Highland Legacy, was something that came to me as being suited the theme behind the book. I figured it would be working title, but my editor decided she liked it and wanted to keep it. Each book in the series has a title that is fits the plot of the story. Highland Quest was about the youngest brother, Bryce, and his quest to get out from the shadows of his brothers and make a name for himself. This final book, Highland Homecoming is the final in the trilogy and despite his aversion to settling down and taking a wife, Alasdair, the oldest brother finds himself faced with a challenge and some decisions that will affect his chosen path.
Q: I love the titles. Where is your favorite place in the world?
A: My favorite place I have visited is Hawaii, but my heart belongs to Scotland. I hope to someday visit the birthplace of my paternal grandmother.
Q: I hope you do too! Please tell us about your favorite character in the book.
A: I love Alasdair. In book one, Highland Legacy, we meet a larger than average, outspoken man who openly renounces love and marriage, but has a fierce loyalty to family, king and country. In book 2 we get to know him better, but he still comes off as being awkward and uncomfortable around women, a fierce warrior.
Q: Sounds like a setup for some wonderful conflict. When did you know you wanted to be an author?
Being a Gemini, I was born with the gift of gab and need to tell a story. I have always loved reading and jotting down stories, but started writing in earnest in 2000. I joined an online writing group and enrolled in some college courses in creative writing. When my teacher asked if I had ever considered writing for Harlequin, I was not sure if she liked what she saw or thought it too sentimental and romantic. She said that is why she thought I was suited to write romance books. Since anything Celtic or historical is a passion writing Scottish historical romance seemed fitting. I wrote several manuscripts between 2000 and 2003 when I met my husband and real life got in the way of my writing. In 2010 I took out my books and started to submit to publishers, my husband being my biggest supporter.
Q: What is your writing process or method?
A: While I have the basic story line and characters planned out, I basically write as I go. Nothing is carved in stone until I write the end.
Q: Please describe your journey to publication.
A: I have always loved reading and started jotting down stories when I was a teen, but they were for my eyes only. In 2000 I joined an online writing group and enrolled in some college courses in creative writing. When I met and married my husband in 2003, I put my writing aside, but started writing again in 2010. I had several contemporary books written along with some romantic suspense, but my heart  in historical romance so decided to start with my series. Finished in the fall of 2010, I started submitting to agents and editors, utilizing their helpful comments to hone my book. In Aug of 2011 I signed one of the first contracts with Soul Mate Publishing, a new publisher on the e-book scene and has grown by leaps and bounds over the last two years. My first book came out in Nov 2011. Requests for sequel prompted the writing of the second book and then the third.

Q: Do you have any advice for unpublished authors?
Write from your heart and what you love and know about and it will show in your work. Don’t be afraid to follow your dreams.
Q: Wonderful advice. What’s next for you?
A: I am currently working on another Scottish historical entitled, Bedded by her Highland Enemy. This is a book I have wanted to write for a long time and finally have a chance to do so. I have a few other books in the works, including a time travel/ historical and an anthology of short Highland stories.
Awesome! B.J. is giving away a prize she made herself to one commenter today. Please tell us about them, B.J.
The readers choice of a Celtic Santa Christmas ornament or beaded book thong with Celtic charms.


They're beautiful! It would be difficult to choose. :) Here is an exciting excerpt from Highland Homecoming:
Northern Coast of Scotland. Summer 1308
Hooves pounded against rocks, surf, and sand as Alasdair Fraser pushed his mount beyond reasonable limits. Few things rivaled the thrill and exhilarating rush of mastering the powerful destrier between his thighs, controlling the magnificent beast with reins and will. The wind whipped through unbound hair and the tangy scent of the salty sea air filled Alasdair’s nostrils.
He’d ridden hard all afternoon, hoping to reach the stronghold of his longtime friend, Jayden Sinclair. But the sun had slipped below the horizon, the twilight sky ablaze with orange, red, and purple hues. Darkness would soon be upon him and he’d be forced to make camp for the night. He licked his parched lips and his stomach rumbled. Many hours had passed since he’d last eaten, but a hot meal and a tankard of ale would have to wait. Water, oatcakes, and a bit of dried venison would suffice until he reached his destination.
He dug in his heels, and the steed surged forward. The more distance they covered before nightfall, the shorter the journey would be on the morrow. But as they rounded a bend in the shoreline, Odin faltered, reared up on his hind legs, then began to dance nervously from side-to-side. The battle-hardened warhorse didn’t spook easily so Alasdair took heed of the animal’s uneasiness.
With one hand resting on the hilt of his sword, the other fisting the reins, he carefully surveyed the immediate area. Nothing appeared out of the ordinary, yet the niggling of trepidation gnawing at his gut led him to believe there was something amiss. He nudged the horse’s flank and the pair advanced with caution.
They’d only traveled a short distance up the beach when the sight of something a few yards ahead at the water’s edge brought them to an abrupt halt. With his heart hammering in his chest, Alasdair cupped his hand over his brow and narrowed his eyes, trying to get a better look. The image came into focus and he could make out the unmistakable outline of a person sprawled out on the shore.
“What is it, Odin? Or, should I say, who is it?”
While this could be someone in need, it might also be a trap, an enemy or bandit lying in wait. Without hesitation, Alasdair slid from the saddle, pulled a claymore from the baldric slung on his back, and raced down the beach on foot. Stopping a few feet away, he sucked in a sharp breath.
“Mo chreach!”
He sheathed his weapon and took a step closer. A young woman, wearing nothing more than a thin nightrail, lay motionless in the sand, the waves of the incoming tide lapping at her bare feet.
Highland Legacy: (book 1 of Fraser Brother Trilogy)
Highland Quest(book 2 of Fraser Brother Trilogy)
Highland Homecoming (book 3 of Fraser Brother Trilogy)


Please remember to leave a comment to be eligible for one of the beautiful prizes B.J. has created.

Thanks!
Vonda

Wedding Pics!

We were blessed with an absolutely glorious fall day for my son's wedding this past weekend. I've been asked for pictures, so I was lucky that a lot of people around took them. It was hard to carry my phone in my hand all day, so I got very few myself.

The wedding took place at the Hall of Philosophy at Chautauqua Institution. Blue skies, sunshine, colorful leaves. Perfect.


The happy couple at the rehearsal luncheon on Friday:


And as husband and wife:


They rode away in a horse-drawn carriage:


The reception hall, ready for guests:


The cake table:


Party time!


Singing to his new bride:


Lots of great music. Laughter. Dancing:


It was a wonderful couple of days, not only celebrating the marriage, but doing it with friends and family. But, man, I was exhausted yesterday! And life is back to normal today. Hope you enjoyed the pictures.

Natasha
Voluptuous - available now
Her Royal Romance - coming Oct 21st
Silken Canvas - print coming Nov 5th
Playing for Real - coming Feb 4th
www.natashamoore.com

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month

We all know October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. The important message about awareness and prevention gets through loud and clear every year at this time, but for a change of pace, here’s a sexy reminder that recently had me paying VERY close attention, LOL!  Make sure you watch all the way to the end credits. Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsyE2rCW71o
 
Until next month,
Jenna