Contest: "What's worn under a kilt?"

To celebrate my first sale, a novella called "Devil in a Kilt" to Red Sage Publishing for a Secrets anthology, I'm holding a contest for the rest of September.

I know the first question on your mind...what is the prize? Since my TBR (to be read) stacks are toppling over, I'm going to let 2 winners choose 2 books each from a list of 10 books in different subgenres... historical, contemporary, romantic suspense, chick lit, paranormal, etc. In some cases, these books are AUTOGRAPHED by the author. They may possibly have been autographed to me but you can ignore that part, right? The important part is great reads with a possible bonus autograph.

Second important question...how to enter? There are two ways. You can enter by answering the question I posed above, "What's worn under a kilt?" by commenting here on the blog. The person whose answer is most creative, funny or imaginative wins!


The second way to enter is by joining my Yahoo newsletter mailing list here http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nicolenorthnewsletter/. Do both and be entered twice! (Everyone on my list will be entered, even members who joined earlier.) This part will be a random drawing.


My friend, Sloan, gave me the idea for this contest when she answered the question (what's worn under a kilt) with "a blue ribbon." Sounds good to me! Someone else said, "Nothing is worn. Everything is in perfect working order."


What is your opinion?

Once I choose the winners on Oct. 1, I'll send them the list of books which they'll choose two each from. So please make sure you provide a way for me to reach you, either an email address or link to your website or blog where you have a method of contact.


Have fun! And happy kilt inspecting.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Socks!
Tight, firmly stuffed socks!

Amber Green

Natasha said...

I asked a bagpipe player that question one day - and his answer was "His socks." We think alike, Amber :)

Natasha

Lindsay said...

We all know what us men wear under the our kilts but the real question is- what do you women wear under your kilts.

Nicole North said...

LOL! Too funny, Amber!! I love a Scots sense of humor, don't you, Natasha? And Lindsay, when I wear a kilt for the first time, I'll let you know. But I'm thinking I'd wear fishnet stockings under it.
;-)
Thanks for commenting!!
Nicole

Anonymous said...

What is worn under a kilt??? A very, very interesting and naughty birthday suit. (sigh)

Ginisue

Nicole North said...

Ginisue, how hilarious! heehee I hadn't heard that one. Thanks for posting!
Nicole

Kathy said...

Chiming in late. Billy Connolly says, "Lipstick!" LOL.

Kathy

Nicole North said...

LOL Kathy!! That's a great one! I love it! Thanks for posting (and you aren't late at all.)
Nicole

Theresa Meyers said...

Only the best parts...

Which reminds me of this comment about Scots and their kilts.

A Scottish man fell asleep by the side of the road. Three young lassies found him and were desperate to take a peek and find out exactly what a man wears under his kilt. When he woke to relieve himself, he discovered a blue satin bow tied around his phallus and said, "Och, I don't know where you been, laddie, but I see you won first prize!"

Theresa Meyers
www.theresameyers.com

Nicole North said...

I love that story, Theresa!! :-)Very entertaining!! Thanks for posting!
Nicole

ruth said...

What is worn under a kilt? My crown jewels, of course, what else.

robynl said...

- a woman's best friend(I made that up)
- 3 friendly guys waiting to have some fun (made up)
- My Scottish pride (found on Canadian website)

Meljprincess said...

What's worn under a kilt? One would have to look to be sure. *g*

Nicole North said...

LOL!!! Ruth, Robynl and Meljprincess, how funny!!!! Thanks so much for posting and entering my contest!! We have some wonderful answers here. Wow, this is going to be a tough decision for me! Contest is still open 'til Sept 30, so send your friends over with their funny comments.
Nicole

Meljprincess said...

Lots of fresh air and his twigs and berries!

Melissa

Meljprincess said...

Lots of fresh air and his twigs and berries!

Melissa