I hope you will forgive me for taking the day off. I’m so stuffed with turkey that I can barely move off the couch!
But I’ll try to leave you with a smile…
For authors (and those who love them):
“The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.”
Was that an awful groaner of a joke? How about this one:
“Let’s eat, Grandma. Let’s eat Grandma. Commas save lives!!!”
Still groaning? Okay, remember…
“No matter how much you push the envelope, it will always be stationery.”
I hope you enjoy your weekend with family and friends. And don’t get on the scale until at least Monday!
Happy Thanksgiving to all,