One week later, a second storm arrives. I don't even
remember it. Here is my personal snow tunnel, aka, the front walk. The mailman uses it on the days they try to deliver mail.
Last week, a third storm arrives. Things are getting
serious. Icicles are developing. Icicles lead to ice dams which lead to water
leaking inside the house. My husband sets up elaborate systems to contain it.
The sound of dripping is not music to my ears.
A few nights later, I'm home alone when I discover the
lights in the kitchen, the garage and two bathrooms are not working. I'm no scientist, but I am pretty sure that water and
electricity don't play well together.
I call the Fire Department to ask if I
should be concerned that I have water leaking into the house and my electricity
is on the fritz. They insist on coming over, which they do in a large fire
truck, complete with flashing lights. (I know I'll be hearing from the
neighbors soon.)
Two of the firefighters are Grade A Premium - well, let's
say two of them are hot and the third isn't bad either. :) They troop all over my
house, including the attic and the basement, causing me to conclude they were
bored down at the station. They inform me that my problem is serious, but it's
nothing compared to what they've seen elsewhere. Small comfort, I guess. Really
nice guys. They leave, lights still not working. (My neighbor calls.)
My husband returns the next day and this is him.
He's on a
24 foot ladder, with a 17 foot rake, trying to get the snow off the roof. He
reports that the ice on the roof is a solid foot thick. I hold the ladder, hand
him his tools, and keep him company. Happy Valentine's Day. Another foot of
snow falls overnight.
I take all the screens out of the windows so I can stick
a broom out and knock down whatever icicles I can reach. Hubby tells me to stop before I fall out the window. I
discover that many of the windows are frozen shut, so the icicles just hang
there and taunt me. "You can't get me. Nah nah nah nah na."
Several towns, including parts of Boston, give up the
attempt to keep the streets at their normal width. There is simply no place to
move the snow. They turn side streets into one-way streets. All streets
going west go one way, east the other. I hope they've posted signs because I am
directionally challenged. I have no idea whether a given street is going east
or west or, for that matter, north or south.
We've had 96 inches of snow in four weeks. I'm tired.
I think it's snowing.
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